"My name is Estelle!", shouted I, as I walked through the halls of Grandview Middle School. I shouted my name to clarify that my name is NOT Aystella, which is the name I got born with. Ok, sorry, that mightn't of made sense, but that's all Jami's fault. Let me explain.
People in elementary school always used to call me Ay-Ay, or Ely. I hate those names. I prefer Stelli, or Ess.Well, like I said, I'm in middle school now, and it's easier to blend into the the crowd than ever. Jami finds it difficult to find me.
You probably think now, "Woohooo!!! Maybe this will be a happy story after all!"...sorry, it's not really. It gets worse, and since it's hard to find people in the halls at Grandview, Jami says, "Oh Ay Babaaay where is my precious little dahhling??" or, "Do I smell something? Oh I think I do, I guess it's time to change Babehey Ely's diaper again!!!". The thing that annoys me most about this is that she shouts it so loud that I bet the people think I'm an idiot. But trust me, I, Estelle Alexandra Canfield am not an idiot.
Trust me.
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